Have you ever laughed just to make a person feel less awkward?
Do you ever tried to convince yourself someone is funny?
Are your friends always trying too hard?
Perhaps is time to try Brain Drain® - the only proven cure for a quick wit!
For years, those possessing a sharp wit and a quick tongue have been obligated to force grins, smiles, chuckles and even full out laughs.
Studies show that struggling to fit into a group of vacuous dimwits will become more difficult as the national IQ drops points a day!
But there is hope...
Yes, Brain Drain® has been clinically proven to be as effective as alcohol, THC, nitrous oxide or Bio Dome, without the nasty side effects!
Imagine all the possibilities! You'll never have to force a smile or fake a laugh again! Never again will you have to be the only human in the ape exhibit! Say goodbye to the tooth marks in your tongue!
-= WARNING =-
This product may cause IBS, heart palpitations, diabeties, hair loss, vocal nodes, athletes foot, and barotrauma.
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